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Post by Admin Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:57 pm

KATY PERRY may sing about California Gurls but she can't wait to become British.
The American singer says she will apply to become a citizen of the UK as soon as she ties the knot with RUSSELL BRAND.

Katy said: "When I get married next month, one of the first things I'll do is apply for dual citizenship.

"I'm not too sure if I have to take a test as I've not had time to look into it. But England is like my second home."

If the Yanks are happy to welcome our funnyman Russ into their bosoms, we'd gladly take Katy and hers - let's face it, she's far better looking.

I've done some research and she'd either have to live in the UK for at least three years after the wedding - or start sending Home Secretary THERESA MAY some presents, because she has the power to push cases through.

Katy could even phone MADONNA for advice.

Madge settled in the UK after marrying her now ex-husband GUY RITCHIE nearly ten years ago. Although I can't see the soon-to-be Mrs Brand dressed in tweed and going hunting like Madge did.

Katy, in the UK promoting second album Teenage Dream, attempted to be more tight-lipped than usual about her fiancé.

She said: "I'm trying not to speak about Russell and am concentrating on my music. I'm trying to keep a hold on the celebrity thing. I'm a singer."

But that didn't last long. After a few minutes Katy was back on the subject of the former swordsman.

She said: "There's a track on the new album called Firework, which is about him directly. It's my favourite."

Out in London, wearing a T-shirt saying happy, Katy added: "I'm the happiest I've ever been, as you can see by my top."

Katy is one of the most in-demand music stars and has a wedding to organise - but has still made time to vet Russell's new book My Booky Wook 2, due out for Christmas.

She said: "I'm halfway through reading it. It's dark."

Russell is out in New York on the set of his new movie Arthur, while Katy is here until the weekend. Her album has stormed to No1 by a mile in the US and is set to go straight to top spot in the UK chart this Sunday.

Even if it takes a while for her to become an official UK citizen, we're happy to adopt her as an honorary Brit any time.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3123072/Katy-Perry-wants-to-become-a-Brit.html

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Post by jbird Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:14 pm

Zzzzzzzzz
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Post by icon Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:16 pm

she will have to live in the UK permanently for 3 years with little chance of leaving without jeopardising her status. So that ain't gonna happen.
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Post by boulderdash501 Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:17 pm

Zzzzzzzzz Who cares?

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Post by MikeLock6 Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:18 pm

She's always welcome @ mine!

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Post by Robbie251 Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:19 pm

Is it me or does Russell look like Rupert Everett. is this picture. Up the IRONS..

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Post by Lovesummer Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:20 pm

Aww she is so sweet! How can you just not love her!!
And Russell is so handsome in that pic!

Did Katy really say "when I get married NEXT MONTH???" So, the rumours were true?

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Post by Shimbo Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:21 pm

No please stay where you are. We already got enough annoying 'celebrity' gits over here.

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Post by fazer6 Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:21 pm

what has russell the soap dodger got that gets him a stunner like katty.

I have seen him off the screen and he looks like he needs to have a wash.

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Post by G_smith_24 Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:22 pm

she's hot let her in Smile

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Post by rcstarcat Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:23 pm

Who'd want to leave California for this gloomy chav infested hell hole. She'll be shocked how many blokes look like her husband here.

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Post by 8930tug Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:23 pm

right next door to SuperAmanda hahahhaha!!!!!

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Post by alexsm Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:25 pm

Well she'll be able to once she has a British husband - how is this news?

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Post by SuperAmanda Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:26 pm

yes, we need more women with very small chests to balance things out here.

Honestly, its all based on what Brand says and does, if he talk about it she does. If he references a book then she does. She's not very intelligent beacuse she comes from low IQ religious zombies. the UK to her would be meaningless without him or Perez Hilton..
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Post by Joe_Lars Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:27 pm

.....Crazy Amanda, we need fewer women with 'fat boobs'. Katy Perry is hot, with an amazing natural, PERKY set, all on a great curvy body. Your jugs look like the consequence of too many pies my dear. Think before you speak, Jealousy is ugly! Also who cares if she hasnt got the highest IQ? She's a very pleasant seeming lady, and we can hardly boast to be the most intellectual of sorts, were commenting on the sun news forums.......something your life seems to revolve around!

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Post by tommy85 Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:27 pm

Right .... You can come and live here if you wish ..... But please leave that Jerk your with in America .... Otherwise stay over there with him !
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Post by Elka Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:28 pm

no gonna last, tic toc tic toc

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